From the Associated Press:
Paris Hilton bitten by pet kinkajou, has tetanus shot
Paris had the shot, not the kinkajou, in case you were wondering. It's a toss up, though, when figuring which of the two was more likely to catch something nasty.
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Posted by: tomax7 at August 12, 2006 01:24 AM
If I was to come up with possible suggestions for replies to that headline, I'll be banned forever.
Posted by: Crazy Dan at August 12, 2006 01:41 AM
They'll have to test the critter for HIV in 6 months...you never know what he may have picked up from Paris.
Posted by: Feldwebel Wolfenstool at August 12, 2006 09:18 PM
Wasn't it Jimmy Durante who used to sing, "Kink! A kinkajou! A kinkajou! A kinkajou!", etc.?
Posted by: ebt at August 15, 2006 03:10 PM