Introducing the Liberal Party Blog-o-matic
Are you a high ranking member of the Liberal Party of Canada? Are you bursting with racist and homophobic slurs to level at the enemies of Canada, that is, anyone who isn't voting for you?
But you're not sure how to express yourself. You could blog it, but will you be promoted or will you be fired? Who can tell? There's no way to tell, is there?
Because, let's be honest, you have no idea if you'll pull a Reid and have our fickle and unpredictable leader, Paul Martin, go to the mat for you, or if you'll get Klandered.
Well, now you can blog to your heart's content, and not worry about entering yourself into the praise-me-fire-me lottery run by Paul Martin.
How? By using the new Liberal Party Blog-o-matic!
Are you on your way between Liberal strategy meetings? Need to capture some thoughts? The Liberal Blog-o-matic comes in a travel size as well!
Scott Reid is never far from his on the Liberal campaign bus:
The Liberal Blog-o-matic! Your best insurance against having your political future decided by Paul Martin, short of joining the Conservative Party, of course.
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Very, very good! Excellent satire, but with an element of wishfullness in it, for slow-thining Liberals to consider.
Posted by: Erik Sorenson at December 27, 2005 03:57 PM
Perfect! This might even work for those government lobbiests as well. No one could ever prove that they or the liberals ever had any personal dealings in matters regarding the Canadian tax payers money. You have opened a whole new relm of liberal communication!
Posted by: Tim at December 27, 2005 04:01 PM
Priceless!
Posted by: Patrick at December 27, 2005 04:03 PM
It's Kenner!!!
It's Fun!!!
Posted by: Paul at December 27, 2005 04:11 PM
Does it come in a "left" handed model? Or just "back" handed?
Posted by: Westcoast Teddi at December 27, 2005 04:19 PM
This is definitely the season's must-have toy for every cool-liberal... Move over Xbox... I can see these selling for thousands of dollars on ebay. Shouldn't matter though ... since the Liberals have a lot of our money!
Posted by: Jose at December 27, 2005 04:44 PM
LOL!
Good job, baby! I just might send one as a campaign contribution, to my local Liberal candidate.
Does it come with a built-in scapegoat, so you can claim someone else authored it and put your name on it?
Posted by: Wonder Woman at December 27, 2005 05:01 PM
LOL!!!!!!
This is hillarious.... I laughed so hard I have tears coming to my eyes.
Posted by: Mad Canuck at December 27, 2005 09:42 PM
Is the one on the bus like a laptop?
LOL
Posted by: carfix2000ca at December 28, 2005 08:45 AM
I just happened to get here via an article I read in a newspaper online, I must say, I will be saving this in my favorites and hope to have time to visit frequently. As a 'mom' i'm sure I can squeeze you in somewhere between the beer and the popcorn! Btw, I seen an ad on tv, did you know that the Liberal Blog o matic has accessories available? Apparently you can get a big canvas like mat that comes with a pen that writes in invisible ink, of course the invisible ink only works when the pen slips off the mat. Yet another creative tool for the Liberals to keep us in the dark of their real agenda and opinions!
Posted by: Rottigirl at December 30, 2005 09:46 AM
 
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