Angry in the Great White North
And this is what happens...
Tuesday, November 29, 2005 at 12:51 PM

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...when you decriminalize marijuana.

You get The Official Blog of the Liberal Party of Canada:

Wow, look at me! I'm in "cyberspace," where no one can hear you scream. Or maybe they CAN hear you scream but they don't pay attention because they're too busy looking at naked ladies. Either way, stop screaming, would you?

I for one am betting this so-called "Internet" is really going to catch on. It's neato.

That really what's on the blog. No kidding.

Obviously there is a bit of tongue-in-cheek here (the Internet "catching on" is meant to be a joke), but it's also supposed to be a clever way of delivering the Liberal message of how scary Stephen Harper is, in this case, comparing Stephen Harper to the Grinch:

Remember, kids: one is grumpy and has a heart two sizes too small. And the other one's the Grinch.

That's a knee-slapper.

For me, I'll keep to my dry and serious presentation, with a special effort on being news-like. For those who want sophomoric wit and words like "neato" in their political discourse, well, you've got that other blog.

Remember: views expressed on this blog do not necessarily represent the policies or beliefs of Paul Martin. Except when I write about the hypnotic musical stylings of Nana Mouskouri. We're totally in sync on that.

One more thing I don't have in common with Paul Martin. I guess I did learn something from reading it, though it hardly seems to have been worth the effort.

I hope the Conservatives avoid the temptation of going all "cutesy".

[Hat tip to small dead animals]

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